Granted. You get my old one that's the size of a baby's head that uses a floppy as its memory card. What? Your computer doesn't work with floppies? Oh well. I wish that I had pizza.

Granted, but it's old and cold and so very full of mold. </Spongebob> I wish people would actually respond when I ask them things.

Granted. You have no idea what "purple monkey dishwasher" has to do with what you asked them, but that's all anyone ever says to you again. I wish my laundry was done already.

Granted. But there are purple monkey spots on every item when you remove them from the dryer. I wish my parents would leave me alone when I'm working on homework or practicing an instrument and not keep bugging me!

Granted. But now they bug you whenever you're listening to music, watching tv, and playing video games.

Oh yeah, I wish I had a fun video game to play instead of my old boring ones.

Granted. But it ruins your game system. I wish I didn't have mid-terms tomorrow.

Granted. They were yesterday and you failed for not being there. I wish my dad would take me to Scottland.

Granted. But he takes you in his suitcase and you don't get to see anything. I wish I didn't have to do the dishes.

Granted! Now you have to mow the lawn, do the laundry, wash the cars, clean and dust the house. I wish I could have a cane like House's.

Granted, but it snaps in half. Just like House's. I wish I could FIND MY iPOD!

Granted. But now your computer stops working. I wish the stuff I just took for my back didn't make me all loopy.

Granted. It didn't do anything. Then you took more and OD'd. Sorry. We'll miss you! I wish my roommate would take out the trash.

Granted! But now your roommate doesn't do anything else.

Wonder Boy Oncologist, please wish. We can't play if you don't wish. And that would make us sad.