2008 Whinies - Results

Funniest Moment

click here for larger image 58% - Wilson winking at patient while on speed/Wilson on speed (Resignation) Runners-Up 12% - “So, there I was in the clinic, drunk. I open the drawer, close my eyes, take the first syringe I can find –” (Damned If You Do) 12% - Chase's Yo Mama (C&A) 9% - Wilson slicing cane (Safe) 3% - House telling Wilson wears nail polish (All In) 3% - House's victory dance when Cuddy loses (Mirror, Mirror)

Biggest Tear-Jerker

click here for larger image 48% - Amber's death (Wilson's Heart) Runners-Up 16% - Bus crash (House's Head) 16% - House walking down the hall to his bedroom after the pain returns (Cain & Able) 12% - Chase praying over Mikey (Forever) 8% - Call to Blythe (Merry Little Christmas) 0% - Chase giving his father one last hug, not knowing it would be the last hug (Cursed) 0% - Deep brain stimulation/Wilson wanting House to risk his life to save Amber and House doing it (Wilson's Heart) 0% - House saying he loves Stacy prior to coma/House and Stacy exchanging I love yous (Three Stories) 0% - House talking to Andie (Autopsy) 0% - House trying to walk normally (Honeymoon) 0% - Wilson leaving House in puddle of vomit (Merry Little Christmas)

Biggest "Awwwwwww"

click here for larger image 22% - Hector limping away and turning back to look at House (Family) Runners-Up 16% - Chase hugging House (Half-Wit) 13% - Andie hugging House (Autopsy) 13% - House’s conversation with Andie about how it’s her choice (Autopsy) 11% - "I can take care of me. I need you to take care of you." (Living the Dream) 8% - Chase give Cameron not stolen flowers (Act Your Age) 8% - Cuddy/House watch documentary (Ugly) 2% - Chase and Andie at the MRI machine (Autopsy) 2% - Chase's microwave pizza/it's Tuesday speech to Cameron 0% - House bringing food to Carly (Control) 0% - House hugging Blythe/Holding her hand (Daddy's Boy)

Best Line

click here for larger image 24% - “You want a better one for ‘Gregory House?’ ‘Huge ego, sorry.’” (House Training) Runners-Up 21% - "Oh my God, you're sleeping with me!" (House - Don't Ever Change) 15% - "Like I always say, there’s no 'I' in “team”. There is a 'me,' though, if you jumble it up." (DNR) 12% - "Everybody lies." (House - Pilot) 12% - "It will be more cost-efficient once I’ve grabbed Cameron’s ass, called Foreman a spade, and Chase… Well, I’ll grab his ass, too." (Heavy) 6% - "I always glow." Fetal Position 6% - "What is your problem?" "Bum leg. What's yours?"(Detox) 3% - "I teach you to lie, cheat and steal. As soon as my back is turned you wait in line?" (Failure to Communicate) 0% - "I dine valutate lever!" (Failure to Communicate)

Best Use of Music

click here for larger image 24% - "Baba O'Reilly" (Control) Runners-Up 18% - "Teardrop" in the two-part S4 finale 18% - "You Can't Always Get What You Want" bookending S1 12% - "Gravity" (Cane and Able) 12% - Using music to diagnose the patient/House's junior high school composition (Half-Wit) 9% - "Pain in My Heart" Otis Redding (Wilson on doorstep in Safe) 6% - Whenever House plays the piano

Biggest WTF? Moment

click here for larger image 28% - Chase is head of surgery/Cameron is head of ER (Season 4) 28% - Thirteen kills a patient and gets a job (97 Seconds) Runners-Up 25% - Cameron bribing/extorting date with House (Kids) 6% - Foreman stabbing Cameron (Euphoria) 6% - House punching Chase (Finding Judas) 3% - Cuddy offers Foreman his own team (The Jerk) 3% - House firing Chase (Human Error)

The James Wilson Honorary "Hands On Hips" Award for Most Outrageous Pronouncement by Any Character

click here for larger image 65% - "Oh my god, you're sleeping with me." (Don't Ever Change) Runners-Up 20% - "Interesting. You're ashamed of the reason , too." Resignation 15% - It's polio, House. Said by all the fellows except Foreman (Whatever It Takes)

House Stepped Too Far Over the Line Professionally

click here for larger image 36% - Breaking a patient’s finger because “she needed to be hurt. I wanted to hurt her." (Who’s Your Daddy) Runners-Up 27% - “Do you have hair on your special place?” (Act Your Age) 13% - Ali the Stalker (Lines in the Sand) 9% - House inducing a seizure in a patient after misdiagnosing her with aplastic anemia, leaving her in the snow, and then almost killing her by nearly irradiating her bone marrow before diagnosing her with an infection (Deception) 4% - Faking brain cancer (Half-Wit) 4% - Putting a patient in a coma/pretending to euthanize him to keep testing him against his will (Informed Consent) 4% - Telling Lupe "I am that good" then missing the staph infection. (House Training)

Grossest Medical Moment

click here for larger image 51% - Eye punctures (Resignation, Paternity and others) Runners-Up 12% - Robot exam of Cameron (No Reason) 9% - Exploding Eye/Exploding Patient (No Reason) 9% - Tapeworm (Insensitive) 6% - House catheterizing himself (Top Secret) 6% - Self-circumcision guy (Autopsy) 3% - Maggots (Distractions)

Moment Requiring Biggest Suspension of Disbelief - Non-Medical

click here for larger image 27% - House buying a corsage for the date (Love Hurts) Runners-Up 24% - House running eight miles on his crippled leg (Meaning) 18% - Dr. Terzi interpreting House’s repulsive flirting as a job offer (Whatever It Takes) 12% - Chase is a surgeon 9% - Every moment the rape victim spent with House (One Day, One Room) 9% - Wilson telling House that House "hadn't been there," re: dying (97 Seconds) 0% - Cameron working in the ER

Moment Requiring Biggest Suspension of Disbelief - Medical

*after a skull fracture, heart attack and seizure within one day click here for larger image 59% - House was able to function/was sent home to take a nap/survived skull fracture, heart attack and seizure within one day (House's Head/Wilson's Heart) Runners-Up 22% - Performing electroshock therapy to wipe a patient’s memories (Words and Deeds) 9% - It was really lupus (You Don't Want to Know) 9% - Treatment of Eve, post-rape (One Day, One Room) 0% - Clarence had two surgeries in one day and was walked out of the hospital that evening. (Acceptance) 0% - Diagnosis of chimaera (Cane and Able) 0% - Waking up the burn victim (Distractions)

Most Squee-Worthy Moment (Otherwise Known as the Moment That Made You Stuff Your Fist in Your Mouth to Keep from Screaming "Yes!!" and Waking the Neighbours)

click here for larger image 63% - I love you (97 Seconds) Runners-Up 13% - Cameron going to Chase and saying “It’s Tuesday” (Human Error) 10% - House sitting on the floor of the airport, wearing that great black shirt and bouncing the ball against the wall (Failure to Communicate) 6% - Cuddy/House viewing the documentary (Ugly) 6% - House discovering that Wilson is dating Amber (Frozen) 0% - House and Stacy kissing (Failure to Communicate) 0% - House kissing Cameron (not Cameron kissing House) (Half-Wit)

Most Shocking Moment

click here for larger image 19% - House punching Chase (Finding Judas) 19% - The reveal that Amber couldn't be saved (Wilson's Heart) Runners-Up 15% - Amber was the mysterious woman on the bus (House's Head/Wilson's Heart) 15% - Foreman stabbing Cameron with a tainted needle (Euphoria 1) 15% - House firing Chase (Human Error) 15% - House getting shot by a patient (No Reason) 0% - Chase kissing Andie (Autopsy)

Scene Most Likely To Spawn 1,000 Plot Bunnies

click here for larger image 57% - “I love you.” (97 Seconds) Runners-Up 23% - Wilson walking out of House's hospital room (Wilson's Heart) 7% - “You gave me everything I asked for because one night I gave you everything you...” (Top Secret) 7% - House/Chase hug (Half-Wit) 3% - House telling about how his Dad punished him (One Day, One Room) 0% - Chase asking Cameron if she slept with House (No More Mr. Nice Guy)

Best Wilson Lecture

click here for larger image 53% - “Two-wheeled vehicles that travel 150 miles an hour don’t really go well with crippled, irresponsible, drug addicts.” (Daddy's Boy) Runners-Up 37% - “Fool-proof plan by the way. Either his meds would work and you'd be in psychic pain because von Evil is going to be rich; or they wouldn't, and you get to be in agony all day. Perfect lose-lose situation. Very you.” (Distractions) 9% - You're an addict... (Detox)

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